Types of Armenians?

i  did a bit of a research on armenians, and came across some interesting sites and message boards.

what puzzled me was the clarification and almost racist remarks against some specific groups of armenians, by armenians for armenians.

here is a “racial definition ” from a armenian teen site, which may or may not has some true traits about armenians?

 ::Hyastanci, Barskahyes, Beirutsis, Trabizontsi:: 

YOU’RE HYASTANCI IF…

- IF your rims cost more than your house
- If you wear Lofers
- If your welfare check is bigger than your car payments
- If You wear 4 or 5 stripe adidas or Badidas
- If you have one eyebrow
- If you think you’re in some Armenian Mafia
- If you think everyone’s name is “Ara”
- If your armpits smell like basterma
- if your beamer’s liscense plate says Davo em apeh
- If you have an illegal cell phone from North Hollywood
- If what you’re reading is on a stolen/bought or at good guys computer
- If you playa hate Beirutsis and Barskahyes

YOU’RE BARSKAHYE IF…

- if you have a special way of pronouncing R when speaking Armenian
- if your last name ends w/ “IAN”
- if you go to Shiraz regularly
- if your name or your cousin’s is ARTIN or ARBI or NARBEH
- If your favirote word is “HEIR” (meaning why)
- If you CALL what you do Break Dancing
- If you pluck your eyebrows or shave your legs
- If you go to Ararat parties and call them Raves
- if you wear blue contacts
- if you go “bareeeeeeeeeeev, mamen baben inchbeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?”

YOU’RE BEIRUTSI IF…

- You go to Teen Dances every week
- You’re in AYF
- if you always go “yallah”
- if you think that you’re the best in everything
- if your name is panos, sako, george, puzant, garo, rita, sevag, jirayr, anto…or anything else as of that.
- if every sentence you say, you end with “AGA, SHAKHS, or LAN”
- YOU Become a mechanic in the future after being in law school
- if you have a computer just for Solitaire
- if you have more oil in your hair than you have in your car
- if you won’t date a guy without a car or money
- if you’re very very very tight with money $
- if your parents want you home before 6am
- if your parents are DEGENERATE gamblers
- if you call your Peachfuzz A Goatee
- if your dad owns a Panose’s Bakery
- If you work at Gap, Millers Outpost, or some “cool” store
- if you buy your clothes from abercrombie or you know , that kinda stuff
- if you have an ararad masis picture in your TV room
- if you have one of those William Saroyan posters
- if your dad thinks “oghi for life”
- if you have “dolma” on a weekly basis
- if you like giving only GOLD stuff as gifts.

more from the forum, as a reply to above quoted:

“You’re true Nor-Nakhichevantsi if:
1. Your favorite vehicle is three-weeled motorcycle.
2. Your call russian men “Khaskhi” and women “Marushka”.
3. Your call your elder brother “aga”.
4. Your favorite dessert is water-mellon
5. You call other armenians “tusatsi”, and wonder they speak such a tongue-breaking language
6. You think of a “house” when hayastantsi says “you”.
7. You believe that your dialect only is genuine armenian, and that the true armenian word for “time” (jamanak) is “saat” (which really is arabic ).You’re true Trapezundtsi(Trabizontsi) if:
1. You KNOW that you ARE the best in the world. You from your birth already know everything a person may need to know to be successful in life.
2. Your really can rise grapes and make wine. Its in your blood.
3. Your favorite vehicle is “moskvich–pirozhok”.
4. You swim good but after 30-ty you go swimming once in decade.
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anyhow, i’ve been trying to find a correct translation for  “Barskahye”. all i could find was a translation of  being ” very masculine”.

why are these classifications within one nation – Armenia ?

i now have these four types of armenians, and i am not sure if i understand any of it.

i suppose some of above answers may be funny to armenians, but maybe i am to serious about the history of armenia and just can’t really see much humor in it (aside the arab comment ).

now i have these different types of armenians. but what is the real meaning of these names ( below). yet google didn’t gave me any satisfying answers

::Hyastanci, Barskahyes, Beirutsis, Trabizontsi::

what are the true meanings?

zum~

ps: i’ve found an incredible site, giving a photographic historical tour of armenia.

i’ve been looking at the photos for the past 2 hours and i am amazed. i will not hotlink the photos from the site, i do respect the copy rights of the creator.

but yet, i think every armenian, or whomever is interested in historical facts should look at these photos

http://www.djavakhk.com/